Okay, continuing on my old thread of my pathetic attempt to sever myself from the net... I'm pathetic. I mean jesus, I couldnt even stay off for two days. I got most the way through one day, that's it. Computers should be illegal. End of story. I figure ashley, me and schuby would all perish from lack of exposure to the UV rays given off by computer moniters. You think we would be used to the sun and all, but we spent way too much time in front of our respective PC's that the gamma rays (ever notice how popular gamma rays are in marvel comics?) altered our genetic make-up. No, Ash, it's different from regular makeup. No Ash, it's not availiable at Macy's either. Jk. God I'm funny. So funny, people can't laugh, just stand and stare, occasionally drooling. And not drooling at my amazing Dimension 2350 flat panal moniter tan either. I took one of those stupid "I'm such a loser I need a website to hook me up with some compu-booty" website tests. It said that my type of humor was dark. Stupid, because all the questions were so broad that they assumed I was darkly humorous. Anyone who knows me will tell you I'm sarcastic and enjoy a good banter (nothing sexual, you pervs, it's a form of joking, jesus). Oh, and speaking of sex (parenthesis, for those of you who ignore them...oh wait, that means you arent reading this either) I just finished reading Cosmo UK. That was an interesting experience. There are breasts all over that mag. And for the Bartenders in the Buff section, they came thisclose to showing the goods. I mean you could see pubic hair. Why does the UK get the good Cosmo? So unfair. Just pondering, why am I always talking about sex? I mean, I'm not always thinking about it nor am I promiscuous or overly sexed. So why the sex talk? I have no idea. I'm a virgin, yet on those emails I rarely send out, yet seen to clog my inbox like hair in a drain pipe, it almost always asks "do you think I'm a virgin?" often with many misspellings. And fairly often I get the response "Yes, at least i think so...." or something similair. so not fair. I must give off that vastly expierenced vibe. How ironic it would be if the first time I had sex I didn't know what to do, despite many, many Cosmo US articles. HA! I would retell the expierence whenever I could, except telling it as something that happened to Ashley or Heather. LOL! Not really. *hehe*. So yeah, now everyone knows that i only know about real sex in theory. Oh well, I have nothing to hide. Unless you know about the thing with the guy at that place, then yeah i have something to hide. But otherwise.... So, anywho, I'm listening to the Everclear CD's that Ash gave me, Songs from an American Movie, pt 2, Good Time for a Bad Additude. Great CD, it really meshes well with part one, in that complete opposite emotion type way. Part one is mostly love song, part two is mostly angry break-up songs. I usually fall alseep to part one then switch to two, to wake up (to two, to; maybe i can be Dr. Suess!). Or the BareNaked Ladies. I have their greatest hits album from 1991- 2001. Fairly versatile album. Why the hell are you reviewing CD's on your Bog? Because it's what I'm thinking about right now, so shut you're hallucanated face! Jesus, those damn voices have no idea of when to shut up! Back to my favorite CD's... Hybrid Theory, I love this album. I stole a burned copy from my cousin, Mikey. I wouldn't give it back. Linkin Park is pretty cool, especially the idea to put out an album of remixes. Reanimation (however they spelt it) was pretty cool, and got plenty of play in my room. I know Linkin Park is a pretty poppy band but it gets worse. Simple Plan's album No Helmet, No Pads, Just Balls, is another of my favorites. This band is so poppy it's kinda funny. Nickelodeon's spin-off station, The N, played Heartbreaker all the time. However, since "dick" is appearently an offensive word, the network dubbed over it, making the whole thing riDICulous to watch. My favorite on that album was the track God Must Hate Me. That song was the reason I fell in love with the band. The album was in Travis's walkman, so whilst he was on stage, I was browsing through the songs when I heard that one. I couldn't stop listening and I almost missed a cue. Smashmouth, oh lord, they were my first "favorite band". That song Walking on the Sun" was cool and I liked it but I didnt buy the album, but when "All-star" came out I had to have it! I bought the album (on cassete unfortunatly, so I dont play it much) After that I became a tad bit fanatic and bought their CD "Fush-Yu_Mang", which I am sure is sexual somehow. That album wasn't what I thought it woud be at all. Walking on the Sun must have been a fluke because the rest of the tracks are pretty hard-core. Needless to say, I really liked it. Oddly enough, the cover said "edited" and I didn't notice untill I bought it. After I played it I noticed that they had left everything in! The only thing different was the insert, they had put stars instead of vowels on all the profane words! Not that that bothered me at all, it was just slightly humorous. The "GO" soundtrack is good too. Future buys for me; Harvey Danger (esp. for that Flagpole sitta' song, I'm so hot, cause im in hell), American Pie soundtracks, The Animatrix soundtrack and the Matrix Reloaded soundtrack. I would download pirated versions of them but I have no idea where to find such things. I'm such a loser!.