Ren. Fair Musings.

Hey there all. I was gone for a little while there. I went to Ashley's house to spend the night last night and I woke up really early today and went to the Renaissance fair in Hollister. Man, that was hella fun. A lot of really hot guys in funky clothes. As soon as Morgan posts these pictures you can all see this guy wearing spandex pants, no underoos and he had a half-stock boner. And we got a picture. Also I got a henna tattoo ("dream" in Chinese on my arm) and we hit on this hot snowboarder guy and I got to flog him(hehe). We saw that guy throughout the day and, while we were getting our henna done, he lifted his (tunic? shirt?) and showed us his tattoos on his smooth tanned back. Lol, as I said, this guy, Dillon, was HOT! Oh, I was wearing my pirate tee and this guy totally asked me if he could "plunder" me. It was hilarious. One guy said "all I have to say to you is 'arr'". Another guy licked lemon and sugar off of Morgana. During a performance dinner, one of the performers used his mouth to get money from Ashley... Money that was in her bra. Very fun. I was surprised at how much fun I did have at an event like that. Just before we left all three of us girls (and maybe Brian[?]) were being hit on by this guy, Paul. He was hella funny and we were hella making jokes about sex and oral and such. It was hilarious. Nice guy, he was. I was so glad I didn't have my boobs hanging out. I would have felt so odd. Some woman playing a puritan yelled at me as I was walking into the fair because I had my ankles showing. The town wench, I think that was who she was, yelled at Ash saying something about Ashley being half un-clad and the men might think something of it. Good times, good times. I bought my mom this pressed paper parasol that I know she will love. It is the sort of thing she always wants but wont buy because it is totally useless. Damn, the thing cost me almost all of my babysitting money and my check from the mail. But if mom likes it, then it is worth it. Even mom, who hates me, deserves her day to do nothing and get frivolous gifts. I usually hat e practical gifts. So I hope Mother likes it. She had better. Even if she doesn't, man oh man, the hot (shameless) guys were so worth it. I felt beautiful with these guys drooling everywhere, even though I was wearing a tshirt next to my busty friend Ashley and the ever so beautiful Morgana. But then, it is the Ren. Fair. So much fun. I have to go again. And I have to get that flogger. The flogger so got me to meet the coolest hot guys. Like Dillon and his friend Adam. Yeah, even though they chose the hot elfin (elephant, lol) girls over us. I so want to dress up next time. Maybe as an elf, maybe a peasant. Or maybe I will just wear shorts and a tshirt again. I just want to go again. That was just way too much fun to not do again.